Well, Vermont Teddy Bear has one you might take to bed with you, but not in a cute, cuddly way. Yes, folks, it’s a “Fifty Shades of Grey” Teddy Bear, complete with a mask and mini handcuffs. Safe? Loved? How about reckless and lustful?!
Here’s the blurb on Vermont Teddy Bear’s site:
If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie.
He features smoldering gray eyes, a suit and silk tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.
And just in case there was any confusion, here’s the last line of the blurb:
SAFETY WARNING: Contains small parts. Not suitable for children.
It’s priced at $89.99, so apparently, you have to BE the wealthy Christian Grey in order to afford this provocative bear (which, ok, also includes some gourmet chocolate and a personalized gift card).
Who’s buying this bear for their loved one on Valentine’s Day? Reveal yourselves in the comments below!