There’s a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Vermont Teddy Bear. With Handcuffs and a Mask.

Fifty Shades of Grey Vermont Teddy BearRemember when Teddy Bears were cute, cuddly stuffed toys for kids? You know, little plush animals they took to bed with them and felt safe and loved?

Well, Vermont Teddy Bear has one you might take to bed with you, but not in a cute, cuddly way. Yes, folks, it’s a “Fifty Shades of Grey” Teddy Bear, complete with a mask and mini handcuffs. Safe? Loved? How about reckless and lustful?!

Here’s the blurb on Vermont Teddy Bear’s site:

If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie.

He features smoldering gray eyes, a suit and silk tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.

And just in case there was any confusion, here’s the last line of the blurb:

SAFETY WARNING: Contains small parts. Not suitable for children.

It’s priced at $89.99, so apparently, you have to BE the wealthy Christian Grey in order to afford this provocative bear (which, ok, also includes some gourmet chocolate and a personalized gift card).

Who’s buying this bear for their loved one on Valentine’s Day? Reveal yourselves in the comments below! 


3 responses to “There’s a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Vermont Teddy Bear. With Handcuffs and a Mask.”

  1. Jake Avatar

    I bought this for my fiancé. Also sprung for the display stand to display –
    If that’s what se wants and desires, so be it.
    Lasts longer than flowers or candy –
    Anything for her.

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  3. Prathamesh Deshmukh Avatar

    Oh how I love this!

    Imagine Anastasia and Cristian in FSoG and then you having this teddy bear!
    I have a soft corner for fandom things. 😀

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