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March 27, 2014: What’s On TV Tonight?

How I Met Your Mother

What’s on TV tonight? Basketball, Hell’s Kitchen, Scandal, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Fish Hooks, The Millionaire Matchmaker and more.

Also check out Surviving Jack and read Melanie Votaw’s report on the press call with Christopher Meloni and Rachael Harris. And the cast of How I Met Your Mother is on Inside the Actor’s Studio. Here’s the rundown.

7 pm Eastern

NCAA Basketball Tournament:Stanford vs. Dayton | CBS
Stanford vs. Dayton in a regional semifinal.

NCAA Basketball Tournament: Wisconsin vs. Baylor | TBS
Wisconsin vs. Baylor in a regional semifinal.

8 pm Eastern

Hell’s Kitchen | FOX
18 Chefs Compete
The remaining 18 chefs compete in a physical challenge involving pigs and potatoes. The winners earn a luxurious day on a yacht, while the losers must bathe the livestock from the challenge.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | TLC
Never Boo-fore Seen
Clips of unseen footage include June and Sugar Bear in couples therapy; and candid revelations from the family.

Inside the Actors Studio | BRAVO
How I Met Your Mother
James Lipton interviews the cast of TV’s “How I Met Your Mother,” including Josh Radnor, Neil Patrick Harris, Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel and Cobie Smulders.

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland | ABC
To Catch a Thief
Cora coerces the Knave to hunt down Alice in a flashback. Meanwhile, Jafar has the Knave steal from Alice in the present day; the Jabberwocky tries to break free from Jafar; and Jafar’s old partner confronts him.

The This Old House Hour | PBS
Arlington Italianate Project 2014: Brick, Trim and Tile
A new front walk is installed; a custom profile for the chair rail is run; tiles are selected at a local showroom; a new four-panel interior door is fit into an old doorjamb; and the kitchen countertops, tile and copper vent hood are previewed. In the second half: replacing a shower valve; patching a hole in a baseboard; and maintaining a lawn mower.

The Vampire Diaries | CW
Rescue Me
Damon tells Elena some upsetting news about Jeremy’s personal life; Enzo opens up to Caroline about his past; Bonnie experiences an unsettling encounter with Luke; the mysterious leader of the Travelers appears after some terrifying events at a camp.

9 pm Eastern

American Idol | FOX
Results Show
A finalist is eliminated in a results edition. Also: Janelle Monáe performs.

Chopped Canada | FOOD
Slippery When Wet
A lunch lady, a dinner-theater chef, a prodigal daughter and a small town cook with big city dreams try to get a grip on the slippery ingredients of smelts and smoky eel.

Grey’s Anatomy | ABC
Do You Know?
Cristina envisions two different scenarios for her life based on one crucial decision she faces. Meanwhile, a patient decides whether to live or die.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo | TLC
New Year’s Revolutions
The New Year starts in a week, so the family scramble to fulfill their resolutions. Meanwhile, Anna’s boyfriend turns their attention to another kind of commitment.

Impact Wrestling | SPIKE
Gunner vs. James Storm in an Unlocked match. Also: Angelina Love makes her in-ring return against Knockouts champion Madison Rayne.

Pawn Stars | HIST
Choo Choo Chum
A Marlin rifle; a signed photograph of Howard Hughes.

Project Runway: Under the Gunn | LIFE
The Benefit of Fashion
The designers are paired with clients who have specific fashion needs. One designer faces an unexpected twist midway through the challenge.

Reign | CW
Bash saves Francis’ life while they’re in the woods exploring the latest ominous threat. Meanwhile, Henry becomes obsessed with a servant who won a contest; Greer is seen kissing a kitchen servant; and Henry forces a new couple into a union.

Saint George | FX
Having My Baby
Alma questions whether Harper is George’s biological son.

Suits | USA
A major client demands that Harvey and Mike perform an unpleasant task; Louis faces a difficult challenge; Laura collects an old debt.

The First 48 | A&E
Update Special: Burned Alive
An update on a case involving a Houston woman who was beaten and set on fire.

The Millionaire Matchmaker | BRAVO
“Make Time for Love” and “Betting on Change”
A professional sports bettor and a Las Vegas mentalist with six children are Patti’s clients.

9:30 pm Eastern

Fish Hooks | DISNEY
Fish Taco; Freshwater Lives
The lives of the characters are explored through the perspective of a taco traveling across the Freshwater Mall food court; a time capsule is found and Milo uses it to bring back the richest person to ever live in Freshwater.

NCAA Basketball Tournament: Florida vs. UCLA | CBS
Florida vs. UCLA in a regional semifinal.

Pawn Stars | HIST
Brew Master
A rare Polish medal; a brick from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Surviving Jack | FOX – Editors’ Pick
Jack Dunlevy goes from emotionally distant working father to taking a more active role in the lives of his two teenage kids when his wife, Joanne, goes back to law school in the series premiere of this comedy set in the 1990s.

Anger Management | starts at: 9:31 | FX
Charlie Gets Date Rated
Charlie uses Jordan to improve his online rating.

10 pm Eastern

Beat Bobby Flay | FOOD
Beauty and the Feast
Eden Grinshpan and Justin Warner work together to determine whether a farm girl or a city boy has the best shot at beating Bobby Flay.

NCAA Basketball Tournament:Arizona vs. San Diego State | TBS
Arizona vs. San Diego State in a regional semifinal.

Online Dating Rituals of the American Male | BRAVO
Travis & Davey
A 36-year-old virgin turns to online dating to find love; a cyber personality seeks romance with substance.

Parenthood | NBC – Editors’ Pick
Fraud Alert
Joel and Sarah are in high spirits after finishing their projects at work; Adam cheers up a gloomy Max by taking him on a new adventure; and Amber treats Sydney and Victor to a surprise.

Review | CMDY-E
Celebrity, Batman
Forrest sleeps with a celebrity; and finds out what it’s like to be Batman.

Ridiculousness | MTV
Rapper Tyga helps break down outrageous viral videos.

Scandal | ABC
Mama Said Knock You Out
Fitz and Mellie’s kids join them for a TV interview at the White House. Elsewhere, Adnan seeks assistance from Harrison; and Rowan cautions Olivia to halt her investigation into B613.

Vikings | HIST
Answers in Blood
Lagertha and Ragnar unite to battle Jarl Borg. Later, Bjorn makes a difficult choice.

Sirens | starts at: 10:01 | USA
Alcohol Related Injury
Johnny and Theresa agree to be friends with benefits; a drunken backyard game leads to injuries.

10:30 pm Eastern

America’s Worst Tattoos | TLC
He Spelled My Kids’ Names Wrong!
In the Season 2 premiere, the product of an angry youth is tackled by one tattoo artist, while another’s client asks for a bio-mechanical panel. Also: A soldier honors his home state.

Ridiculousness | MTV
Guy Fieri helps break down outrageous viral videos.


One response to “March 27, 2014: What’s On TV Tonight?”

  1. Ilary Avatar

    Beat Bobby Flay is the best!!

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