I’m coining a new phrase: Schmidt-icism. Things Schmidt says on “New Girl.” Don’t you love Schmidt-icisms? Like “Pomade caddy,” “sexual Narnia,” “street youths.”
One of my personal favorites is: “I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.”
The “New Girl” writers pull out all the stops to come up with the hysterical sayings Max Greenfield (@IamGreenfield) says as Schmidt.
- “Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.”
- “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
- Schmidt at a lesbian Christmas party: “It’s all wreaths, no trees.”
There’s even a couple of posts dedicated to his best lines:
What are your favorite Schmidt-icism? “Lap dance pants”? “Driving moccasins”? “Testicle tea”?