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New Girl: Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson
New Girl: Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson
Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson of New Girl

I’m coining a new phrase: Schmidt-icism. Things Schmidt says on “New Girl.” Don’t you love Schmidt-icisms? Like “Pomade caddy,” “sexual Narnia,” “street youths.”

One of my personal favorites is: ā€œIā€™m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.ā€

The “New Girl” writers pull out all the stops to come up with the hysterical sayings Max Greenfield (@IamGreenfield) says as Schmidt.

Some others:

  • “Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.”
  • “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
  • Schmidt at a lesbian Christmas party: “It’s all wreaths, no trees.”

There’s even a couple of posts dedicated to his best lines:

What are your favorite Schmidt-icism? “Lap dance pants”? “Driving moccasins”? “Testicle tea”?

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