Every now and then I like to get my snark on here at Reel Life With Jane. (Every now and then, Jane? How about every day? Ok, every day then).

My current target of snarkness is Miley Cyrus at the Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas tonight. Look, I like a sense of style as much as the next girl, but first you have to actually have clothes on in order to have style. And Miley’s style tonight is more Valley of the Dolls meets Desperate Housewives than young starlet on her way to the top.

And forgive me if my momhood is showing, but I can’t imagine seeing my little girl at an awards show wearing something like this. Or not wearing it, as the case may be. I can’t wait to see what the crew on @e_FashionPolice have to say about this! Well, I’ll just stop there and let you guys take over.

What are your thoughts on this outfit? Does she need to put pants on? And possibly a shirt? 

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  1. That’s a guy’s idea of sexy — the gal just tumbled out of bed and is wearing his shirt. Save it for a pose in men’s magazine. It’s in appropriate to act out that fantasy for a public appearance.

    • Yes, good call. A friend was looking at the picture with me last night and said the exact same thing. I really hate to see Miley Cyrus heading down this path that’s so hard to return from. Just look at Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and some of the other starlets. It’s sad.

  2. I’m so with you on this one. Way too much skin showing (and I’m not at all conservative so it takes a lot for me to get snarky about … clothes.) Wondering WHAT she has done to her face to make it look so tight and weird. It’s sad, actually, that this is what is considered beautiful in America…

    • So true, although I wonder who actually *does consider this beautiful. I can’t imagine that even the Hollywood crowd would find this appealing, though I’m far removed from that side of the country.

  3. It looks like she grabbed whatever she could find and threw it on. I totally agree it’s got nothing to do with style. Even “Fifty Shades of Gray” exhibited more style.

  4. it looks like she got lost on her way to Cannes – there’s some thing about her that makes me think she’s pretending to be a French actress.

  5. And WHAT is up with all of that eye makeup? I agree that she looks like she just tumbled out of bed and put on her man’s shirt and the look is right down to what appears to be running mascara! Ugh. I’ve wondered for a long time about her “handlers” and before she became a legal adult, what her parents were thinking.

    • It really does make you wonder about her stylists and handlers and parents. I mean, they must have SOME say in how she goes out in public – at least the ones she pays!

  6. The only difference between Miley’s outfit and the people who walk around the Walmart in their pajama pants is Miley will have a picture to remember how silly she looked.

    • I can’t imagine having all my fashion faux pas ingrained forever across the interwebs. Then again, I’d never go down that road Miley Cyrus is taking, so there’s that. My teens and 20s consisted of cowl-neck sweaters, wide belts, Calvin Klein jeans, moon boots, Members Only jackets and leg warmers. Oh we were stylish.

  7. Well, she’s cute…but she’s not showing it here. A it too much skin, I agree. And it doesn’t even look good. It just looks overdone and wrong.


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