Should you bring
the kids? Yes, although it drags a bit and kids might get antsy.
It also contains plenty of crude humor, and the evil stepmother is
quite provocatively dressed. For that reason, I don’t recommend it
for kids younger than six. For more info, see "Bringing the Kids"
below.
THE STORY:
This movie is the ultimate anti-fairy tale. It takes place in Fairy
Tale Land, where everyone is where they're supposed to be, doing
what they're supposed to be doing. Cinderella (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
is rockin' out at the ball. Rapunzel is letting her lovely hair down
from the tower. And Sleeping Beauty is about to get that big smooch
we're all familiar with.
But just as
everything seems to be headed for happily EVER after, things take a
turn for the worse. The wise Wizard (George Carlin) who keeps the
scales of Good and Evil in balance goes on vacation, leaving his two
assistants, Munk (Wallace Shawn) and Mambo (Andy Dick), in charge.
But they slip up and let Cinderella's power-crazed Wicked
Stepmother, Frieda (Sigourney Weaver), get hold of the Wizard's
magical staff. Her evil plan: to take over Fairy Tale Land, let the
Bad Guys win, and turn all the endings to Happily N'EVER After!
Truth be told,
Mambo wouldn't mind shaking things up. "I just wish we could mix it
up a little bit, ya know?" he says. "Make it a little edgier! THEN
let 'em have their happy ending." He suggests making the seven
dwarves seven feet tall and giving Rapunzel a dandruff condition.
With things all
awry, Cinderella (Ella to her friends) has to figure out how to make
things right. Although she spends much of the movie searching for
Prince Humperdink (Patrick Warburton – "Puddy" on Seinfeld) to help
her, she begins to realize that maybe THAT isn't the particular
happy ending for her.
It
just might involve her pal, Rick (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) – the
Prince's servant who's secretly in love with Ella. Together, they
enlist an unlikely army of Dwarves and other fairytale creatures to
help restore the balance of Good and Evil.
THE WRAP-UP:
Though similar in look to "Shrek" and "Hoodwinked," this movie falls
woefully short of those two movies. It has some fun characters (most
notably, Andy Dick as Mambo), but the storyline never really meshes,
and drags for most of the movie. I wish they had kicked the
girl-power up a notch by having Ella take matters into her own hands
early on, instead of spending most of the movie searching for the
Prince to help her.
BRINGING THE
KIDS:
PRESCHOOLERS
(ages 2-5): This movie was put out by the same folks who
produced Shrek and Shrek 2, and you can tell. Most of the jokes
(many of them crude) go over preschoolers' heads, and the female
characters – especially Frieda the Wicked Stepmother – are quite
provocatively dressed with plenty of cleavage. For that reason, I
would stick with tried-and-true fairy tales for little ones. "Hans
Christian Andersen's 200th Anniversary: The Fairy Tales," released
in 2006, includes 30 newly animated classic fairy tales, including:
The Little Mermaid, The Ugly Duckling, Thumbelina, The Princess and
the Pea, The Snow Queen, The Emperor’s New Clothes, The Wild Swans,
The Nightingale, and many more.
GRADE-SCHOOLERS
(ages 6 - 10): This movie is really aimed at the grade-school
crowd. Though the storyline drags and seems disjointed, it picks up
in the second half with plenty of action (including some
hand-to-hand combat involving trolls and dwarves!). On the plus
side, seeing Ella embark on a journey of
self-discovery and arrive at a new ending she never imagined…well,
it just might have girls thinking about their own life path. Let's
be real here. How often does Prince Charming sweep a girl off
her feet?! Better to teach girls to make their own way in the world,
so they're not burdened with unrealistic expectations about life.
TWEEN / TEEN (ages 11+):
This movie has a fun soundtrack
with many new songs, performed by Population Music, along with some
oldies like Monster Mash and Disco Inferno. Still, it really skews
younger.
SCORE:
2.5 out of 4 Reels