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John Dempsey
John Dempsey is a young writer who specializes in manly things like explosions and terrible character development. He graduated from Penn State in 2011 with a Journalism degree. While there, he wrote humorous columns that sometimes resembled useful information on the Penn State news blog, Onward State.

Five Reasons to Celebrate the End of The Twilight Saga

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At long last, the Twilight Saga finally comes to an end today. John Dempsey gives his five reasons why we should be celebrating the finale.

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Wreck-It Ralph Review: Disney’s Got Game

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Disney gets retro with video games in their new film, Wreck-It Ralph. John Dempsey explains why this is one game worth playing.

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Taken 2 Review: Takin’ Your Money

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Taken 2 stars Liam Neeson in a movie that shows why sequels are so frequently hated by most people. John Dempsey reviews the new movie that's sort of like the old movie.

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Got a Favorite Pixar Movie? See If You Agree With Our Top Five

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Finding Nemo has resurfaced into the ocean of box office offerings. Since 3D remakes can be fishy, John Dempsey instead gives his opinion on the best movies Pixar has made to date.

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The Dark Knight Rises: The Robin to Dark Knight’s Batman

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The Dark Knight Rises is finally out. John Dempsey reveals why after all these years, we finally get to watch a movie that still isn't better than the last one.

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Chiller’s Can You Survive a Horror Movie is Terrifyingly Boring

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Chiller's Can You Survive a Horror Movie? is wasted potential. John Dempsey suggests running as fast as you can away from this boring chunk of TV.

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The Amazing Spider-Man: Not Quite as Amazing as the Original

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The Amazing Spider-Man is a good movie with a memorable villain and exciting thrills. However, the 2002 version will still be everyone's favorite neighborhood Spider-Man.

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Syfy’s Destination Truth Returns July 10

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Syfy's Destination Truth will start its fifth season on July 10. The show features mystery, suspense, and incredibly bad acting.

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Valve’s Meet the Pyro Video Goes Behind the Mask to Reveal a Big Surprise

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Valve's Meet the Pyro video is as funny as it is disappointing. The Pyro sees the world differently than us normal people.

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Movie Review: Brave is Simply Beautiful

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Pixar lets loose another arrow aimed at your money with their new movie, Brave. The film is as pretty as its leading lady, but John Dempsey thinks it still has some growing up to do.

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Dredd Trailer Features Guns, Slo-Mo Drug and Karl Urban Frowning

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The debut trailer for Dredd has plenty of heart-pounding, bullet-flying, butt-kicking 3D action in slow motion. Sylvester Stallone's dreadful Judge is nowhere in sight.

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DVD Review: Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Alpha Attacks Your Wallet

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Ubisoft promoted their new video game, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, with a blu-ray film. Should you pay hard earned money for a long commercial? John Dempsey surprisingly thinks that you shouldn't.

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